Saturday, November 14, 2009

So now you've got your cocoa...

What's the best way to prepare some crazy delicious gourmet cocoa? Well, I'll tell you since I am quite the authority on crazy delicious gourmet cocoa. I drink some cocoa. I drink a lot of cocoa. I know how to prepare some cocoa.

So what's the secret to the tastiest cocoa ever? M-I-L-K!!!! I don't care if it's cow's milk or bean juice (which is what soy milk REALLY is, isn't it?)whole, 2%, 1% or skim. M-I-L-K makes the best cocoa ever. In the case of crazy delicious gourmet cocoa this is how to utilize milk to your advantage.

Step One: Pour 6-8 ounces of cold milk into a pot.
Step Two: Heat the milk just under boiling. (Don't walk away! It will boil OVER quickly)
Step Three:Remove milk from heat.
Step Four: Add one Tablespoon of crazy delicious gourmet cocoa to the hot milk.
Step Five: Whisk quickly to froth the milk and make sure the cocoa is completely dissolved.
Step Six: Pour into cup.
Step Seven:Add some tasty marshmallows or a dollop of whipped cream and ENJOY!

That's the way to make some crazy delicious gourmet cocoa!

Email me at crazydeliciousgourmetcocoas@gmail.com to order the most crazy delicious gourmet cocoa you've ever tried!

Crazy Delicious Gourmet Cocoa Flavors for YOU!

It's cold here in the Midwest and the holidays are fast approaching. For both of those reasons I present to you all (drum roll please!) our......

Crazy Delicious Gourmet Cocoa Menu


Perfectly Perky Pumpkin Pie Spice* (Thanksgiving Seasonal Flavor)
Mmmmmm Good Mint Chocolate Chip
Happy Happy Hazelnut
Freaky Good French Vanilla
Awesome Chocolate Almond
Cheery Chocolate Cherry
Chocolate Dipped Banana
Roasty Toasty Coconut
Ridiculously Radical Raspberry
Plain Ole Milk Chocolate (not that there's anything wrong with that!)

Don't forget, this year I'm offering a fantastic deal for those in the continental United States.

Our Secret Santa Savings Package contains a full POUND (enough for 16 steamy delicious mugs) of creamy, crazy, delicious gourmet cocoa mix and a festive seasonal mug with a personalized hand written note (trust me, I have GREAT handwriting) for $15.00 U.S.! And to help you stay under your $20.00 Secret Santa limit, shipping to anywhere in the continental United States is only $4.95!

Crazy delicious gourmet cocoa, a cool mug, a hand written note AND shipping for under $20.00 bucks?! GET OUT!

Already have enough mugs? Then just order some cocoa. In fact, be crazy. Order two. Because it's the holiday season and I'm feeling a special happiness that comes with drinking cocoa after cocoa, we'll split that pound of cocoa into two 8 ounce bags and you can double your pleasure. No need to just commit to one flavor! Now that's what I call going cocoa nuts!

"How much does this much happiness cost?", you ask. You can enjoy two flavors of crazy delicious gourmet cocoa 16 nights a month for $14.00 plus $4.95 shipping.

Not sure you're totally ready to commit to being a Cocoa Nut? Think you might need a little less than a pound of crazy delicious gourmet cocoa? Well, then let's talk over here for a minute. Ok. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to open up the option of three 4 ounce servings of crazy delicious gourmet cocoa. That's right, pick and choose your three favorite cocoas and send me a check (I'm working on Paypal) for $12.00 plus $4.95 shipping.


You can email me at crazydeliciousgourmetcocoas@gmail.com and we can get your cocoa jones fixed up right!

****Allergy Information: This cocoa contains cocoa powder, non dairy creamer, sugar and natural and artificial flavorings. Some of these ingredients may have come in contact with tree nuts or peanuts*****